my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
and you fell through a lawn chair
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I am mentally ready for anal.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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