I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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