Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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