11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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