are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Randomize
