hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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