we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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