You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
