Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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