what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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