8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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