don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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