Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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