I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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