You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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