sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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