I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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