hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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