don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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