If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I forget how to act sober
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