I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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