Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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