Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
time to smoke my breakfast
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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