i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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