Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize