i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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