i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
