we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
