I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
