Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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