ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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