You can't motorboat a personality
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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