I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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