therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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