I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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