i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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