Yo dont text me then not text me
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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