it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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