You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Where is the hickey?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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