Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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