I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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