WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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