found the other keg... it's in the tree
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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