Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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