Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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