We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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