STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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