Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
She needs sedatives and a leash
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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