I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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