we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
the day after is always just damage control
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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