just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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