it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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